NJStangFan
09-25-2003, 11:41 AM
NEW EAGLES SCHEDULE
2003 Revised Philadelphia Eagles SCHEDULE
September
14................Northeast High School
21................Cub Scout Troop #101
28................Philadelphia Blind Academy
October
5.................Spanish American War Vets
12................Crippled Children's Home
19................The State Mental Hospital
26................Girl Scout Troop # 353
November
2..................Philadelphia Venereal Disease Clinic
9..................Greater Philadelphia Boys Choir
16.................Korean Amputees SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December
8.........Philadelphia Gay Boys Club
** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - When playing polio patients, the Eagles must not disconnect knee braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Eagles must not hide the football under their jerseys.
3 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line for all you Eagle's fans that have never seen this) it is still
worth 6 points.
4 - The Eagles will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
5 - The Eagles will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time.
6 - The Eagles will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
7 - The Eagles will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.
** NAME CHANGE **
The Philadelphia Eagles will be changed to the "Philadelphia Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.
** COACHING CHANGES **
Monica Lewinsky will be named head coach. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!
2003 Revised Philadelphia Eagles SCHEDULE
September
14................Northeast High School
21................Cub Scout Troop #101
28................Philadelphia Blind Academy
October
5.................Spanish American War Vets
12................Crippled Children's Home
19................The State Mental Hospital
26................Girl Scout Troop # 353
November
2..................Philadelphia Venereal Disease Clinic
9..................Greater Philadelphia Boys Choir
16.................Korean Amputees SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December
8.........Philadelphia Gay Boys Club
** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - When playing polio patients, the Eagles must not disconnect knee braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Eagles must not hide the football under their jerseys.
3 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line for all you Eagle's fans that have never seen this) it is still
worth 6 points.
4 - The Eagles will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
5 - The Eagles will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time.
6 - The Eagles will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
7 - The Eagles will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.
** NAME CHANGE **
The Philadelphia Eagles will be changed to the "Philadelphia Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.
** COACHING CHANGES **
Monica Lewinsky will be named head coach. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!