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Juanita
01-17-2003, 09:07 AM
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate,
> > > > > > I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a
> > > > > > brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her
> > > > > > face up next to her
> > > > > > rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked
> > > > > > away for a couple
> > > > > > seconds and when I looked back she was halfway
> > > > > > over in my lane, still
> > > > > > working on that makeup!!!
> > > > > > As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so
> > > > > > much, I dropped my electric razor, which knocked
> > > > > > the donut out of my other
> > > > > > hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out
> > > > > > the car using my
> > > > > > knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell
> > > > > > phone away from my ear
> > > > > > which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed
> > > > > > and burned Big Jim and
> > > > > > the Twins, ruined the damn phone and
> > > > > > DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Damn women drivers.

skatepunk
01-17-2003, 09:14 AM
hahahahha ain't that the truth:)

SVTgirl
01-17-2003, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by skatepunk
hahahahha ain't that the truth:)

HEY!!!

ugothit
01-17-2003, 02:23 PM
is that you jay????
:rant:

skatepunk
01-17-2003, 02:26 PM
nah... I'm usually in the back seat trying to figure out how to have a nap and train the car to drive on its own... not working to well
:mad:

khaine
01-23-2003, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by skatepunk
nah... I'm usually in the back seat trying to figure out how to have a nap and train the car to drive on its own... not working to well
:mad:

there's actually space in your back seat? lol

for that matter, you have a back seat? :D